dudewithabow:

Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert play Truth or Truth [x].

Jimmy’s reaction:
 



  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know


(Source: bewareofmpreg)



vinebox:

the next avatar

vinebox:

the next avatar

(Source: oooory)



waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier



mlb:

Speaking of pine tar…

mlb:

Speaking of pine tar…



losttinmythoughts:

Too lonely to be this horny.




(Source: fyspringfield)



ladodgers:

Drew Butera, great catch and throw guy.

ladodgers:

Drew Butera, great catch and throw guy.



nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad



(Source: necronomithong)



crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

(Source: animals-riding-animals)



dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.



guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions



  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • superman: it's a metaphor